http://llems.spaces.live.com/?_c11_BlogPart_BlogPart=blogview&_c=BlogPart&partqs=cat%25E5%25A8%25B1%25E4%25B9%2590en-USTue, 12 Aug 2008 01:17:11 GMTTue, 12 Aug 2008 01:17:11 GMTMicrosoft Spaces v1.1http://www.rssboard.org/rss-specification60http://llems.spaces.live.com/blog/feed.rssblogcategory-2291131611838918521llemshttp://llems.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!E03443F01EAC5087!527.entry看了一则文章，让我很黑线。<br><font style="color:rgb(51, 51, 153)" size=2><span style="font-family:宋体,Simsun">安啦 不交男朋友 反而更有身价</span><br style="font-family:宋体,Simsun"><span style="font-family:宋体,Simsun">男生的身价 是从有女朋友后开始上升的</span><br style="font-family:宋体,Simsun"><span style="font-family:宋体,Simsun">有了妻子就上升更快了</span><br style="font-family:宋体,Simsun"><span style="font-family:宋体,Simsun">女生的身价 是从有男朋友后开始下降的</span><br style="font-family:宋体,Simsun"><span style="font-family:宋体,Simsun">有了丈夫就下降更快了</span><br style="font-family:宋体,Simsun"><span style="font-family:宋体,Simsun">所以不要交男朋友 才能使你大学四年都保有身价</span><br style="font-family:宋体,Simsun"><span style="font-family:宋体,Simsun">有取之不尽 用之不竭的资源</span><br style="font-family:宋体,Simsun"><span style="font-family:宋体,Simsun">这资源呢</span><br style="font-family:宋体,Simsun"><span style="font-family:宋体,Simsun">广义来讲 有种东西叫好人</span><br style="font-family:宋体,Simsun"><span style="font-family:宋体,Simsun">狭义来讲 有种禽兽叫学长</span><br style="font-family:宋体,Simsun"><span style="font-family:宋体,Simsun">所以 从你一进大学开始</span><br style="font-family:宋体,Simsun"><span style="font-family:宋体,Simsun">你会怀疑是不是踩到大便 怎么身旁老是很多苍蝇??</span><br style="font-family:宋体,Simsun"><span style="font-family:宋体,Simsun">但是 不要怀疑 这些苍蝇就是资源</span><br style="font-family:宋体,Simsun"><span style="font-family:宋体,Simsun">如果是学长 他们会很热心跟你讲你不懂的事情</span><br style="font-family:宋体,Simsun"><span style="font-family:宋体,Simsun">然后你会觉得他们很厉害 不过不要上当</span><br style="font-family:宋体,Simsun"><span style="font-family:宋体,Simsun">他们懂的就是那些而已 而且个个不怀好意 他们都坏坏 &gt;_&lt;</span><br style="font-family:宋体,Simsun"><span style="font-family:宋体,Simsun">那如果是同届同学 那更不要鸟他们</span><br style="font-family:宋体,Simsun"><span style="font-family:宋体,Simsun">学长至少还懂一些 他们跟你一样都不懂 又喜欢装懂兼耍帅</span><br style="font-family:宋体,Simsun"><span style="font-family:宋体,Simsun">而且又很幼稚 对你人生不会有提升作用的</span><br style="font-family:宋体,Simsun"><span style="font-family:宋体,Simsun">那如果是老师咧? 嗯......你等有这状况再上来波好了 这比较罕见</span><br style="font-family:宋体,Simsun"><span style="font-family:宋体,Simsun">我是知道有这Case啦</span><br style="font-family:宋体,Simsun"><span style="font-family:宋体,Simsun">所以你遇到头毛卷卷鼻孔大大眼睛小小 又恰巧在经济学上有造诣的老师</span><br style="font-family:宋体,Simsun"><span style="font-family:宋体,Simsun">最好离他远一点 不然他若追你不到</span><br style="font-family:宋体,Simsun"><span style="font-family:宋体,Simsun">晚上会指使人开车去冲撞你家大门</span><br style="font-family:宋体,Simsun"><br style="font-family:宋体,Simsun"><span style="font-family:宋体,Simsun">再来 关于机车跟电脑 电脑不要买太好</span><br style="font-family:宋体,Simsun"><span style="font-family:宋体,Simsun">反正坏了有人会帮你修</span><br style="font-family:宋体,Simsun"><span style="font-family:宋体,Simsun">机车不要买 因为一定有人会很自动 很好心地载你去任何你想去的地方</span><br style="font-family:宋体,Simsun"><span style="font-family:宋体,Simsun">你把机车钱省下来 买几套漂亮衣服 或保养品 剪个好看的发型</span><br style="font-family:宋体,Simsun"><span style="font-family:宋体,Simsun">下次你会发现不只有人会载你</span><br style="font-family:宋体,Simsun"><span style="font-family:宋体,Simsun">连你上下楼梯都有人背你</span><br style="font-family:宋体,Simsun"><span style="font-family:宋体,Simsun">你已经懂的地方</span><br style="font-family:宋体,Simsun"><span style="font-family:宋体,Simsun">要故意去实验室问他们 而且一定要装得很不懂很不懂</span><br style="font-family:宋体,Simsun"><span style="font-family:宋体,Simsun">去之前先弄得头发香香 身体香香 然后坐在他们旁边</span><br style="font-family:宋体,Simsun"><span style="font-family:宋体,Simsun">假装很认真听 即便他讲的很烂</span><br style="font-family:宋体,Simsun"><span style="font-family:宋体,Simsun">然后讲完之后 要故意说学长好厉害 讲解得比老师详细</span><br style="font-family:宋体,Simsun"><span style="font-family:宋体,Simsun">本来都不懂 现在都懂了 虽然你本来就懂</span><br style="font-family:宋体,Simsun"><span style="font-family:宋体,Simsun">他会很有成就感 暗爽在心中</span><br style="font-family:宋体,Simsun"><span style="font-family:宋体,Simsun">不懂的地方 你就不用问了 因为他们也不会懂</span><br style="font-family:宋体,Simsun"><span style="font-family:宋体,Simsun">助教基本上都是研究生 只有魔兽跟抓BT比你厉害而已</span><br style="font-family:宋体,Simsun"><span style="font-family:宋体,Simsun">专业部份懂得不会比你多</span><br style="font-family:宋体,Simsun"><span style="font-family:宋体,Simsun">那如果考试都考你不懂的地方呢 放心</span><br style="font-family:宋体,Simsun"><span style="font-family:宋体,Simsun">你会发现即便你期末考考卷只写姓名学号</span><br style="font-family:宋体,Simsun"><span style="font-family:宋体,Simsun">总成绩还是有过 而且还不低</span><br style="font-family:宋体,Simsun"><span style="font-family:宋体,Simsun">但是 不要怀疑 老师不会好心到连姓名学号都计分的</span><br style="font-family:宋体,Simsun"><span style="font-family:宋体,Simsun">然后你就会看到考前拼命用功的同班臭男生跪在老师办公室门口求情</span><br style="font-family:宋体,Simsun"><br style="font-family:宋体,Simsun"><span style="font-family:宋体,Simsun">情人节或其它节日 你会收到很多巧克力</span><br style="font-family:宋体,Simsun"><span style="font-family:宋体,Simsun">你又吃不完 怎么办</span><br style="font-family:宋体,Simsun"><span style="font-family:宋体,Simsun">记得要送给宅宅 宅宅的内心都是善良而单纯的</span><br style="font-family:宋体,Simsun"><span style="font-family:宋体,Simsun">不过对女生多半很害羞 被动到不能再被动</span><br style="font-family:宋体,Simsun"><span style="font-family:宋体,Simsun">不像苍蝇一样会主动飞到你身边</span><br style="font-family:宋体,Simsun"><span style="font-family:宋体,Simsun">对于主动与他们接触的女生 会有一定程度好感</span><br style="font-family:宋体,Simsun"><span style="font-family:宋体,Simsun">这也是所有可用的资源中 唯一需要你主动去开拓的</span><br style="font-family:宋体,Simsun"><span style="font-family:宋体,Simsun">不要小看宅宅喔 他们会在你意想不到的时候</span><br style="font-family:宋体,Simsun"><span style="font-family:宋体,Simsun">发挥他们的作用 帮了你大忙</span><br style="font-family:宋体,Simsun"><span style="font-family:宋体,Simsun">所以暂且不需要没关系 先存起来放 以后一定用的到</span><br style="font-family:宋体,Simsun"><span style="font-family:宋体,Simsun">那要怎么分辨谁是宅宅呢? 你可以找你认识女生中</span><br style="font-family:宋体,Simsun"><span style="font-family:宋体,Simsun">最正 苍蝇最多 最亮眼的女生帮你判定</span><br style="font-family:宋体,Simsun"><span style="font-family:宋体,Simsun">她们都受过专业的宅宅判别训练 有ISO国际认证</span><br style="font-family:宋体,Simsun"><span style="font-family:宋体,Simsun">可以马上看穿谁是宅宅 连隐形眼镜都不用戴</span><br style="font-family:宋体,Simsun"><br style="font-family:宋体,Simsun"><span style="font-family:宋体,Simsun">大致上就这样 如果 届时 不幸</span><br style="font-family:宋体,Simsun"><span style="font-family:宋体,Simsun">你念女生比较多的学校</span><br style="font-family:宋体,Simsun"><span style="font-family:宋体,Simsun">我再介绍一批新鲜的资源给你 好便宜的~!!</span><br style="font-family:宋体,Simsun"></font><hr style="width:100%;height:2px">from ptt  Hate<br><img src="http://c.services.spaces.live.com/CollectionWebService/c.gif?cid=-2291131611838918521&page=RSS%3a+%e6%97%a0%e9%a2%98&referrer=" width="1px" height="1px" border="0" alt=""><img style="position:absolute" alt="" width="0px" height="0px" src="http://c.live.com/c.gif?NC=31263&amp;NA=1149&amp;PI=73329&amp;RF=&amp;DI=3919&amp;PS=85545&amp;TP=llems.spaces.live.com&amp;GT1=llems">http://llems.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!E03443F01EAC5087!527.entry#commenthttp://llems.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!E03443F01EAC5087!527.entryMon, 26 Mar 2007 20:29:43 GMT3blogentryblogentryBlog entryhttp://llems.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!E03443F01EAC5087!527/comments/feed.rsshttp://llems.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!E03443F01EAC5087!527.entry#comment2007-03-27T07:51:28Z